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I...saw....BATTLESHIP!...from Hasbro! This movie is based on the "board" game from Hasbro which was first made in...1943! However, after the success of TRANSFORMERS, they took the Battleship game and made it all 21st Century with Aliens and big SPLOSIONS!...That's enough of a history lesson. The MOVIE Battleship revolves around a young navel officer Hopper, who is part of a naval exercise where friendly fleets from around the world come to compete in different naval tactical games, near Pearl Harbor. All of a sudden, strange ships from SPACE crash into the water around Hawaii. These alien craft create an energy dome that no human force seems to be able to penetrate, and parts of different naval fleets are caught IN the dome WITH the aliens. Now, Hopper must find a way to beat the alien warcraft in a high stakes game of water warfare, where soldiers from different nations come together to defend the planet in a battle like the world has NEVER seen.

...YEAHHHH...I could try to explain it more, but what would be the point. They put together a SOMEWHAT reasonable plot...even tried to explain why the aliens were here and needed the dome and yadda-yadda-yadda...LOOK...this movie was made for the SPLOSIONS! That's the GOOD of the film...the sea battles are actually pretty epic, and the effects are Top NOTCH. If you ignore the flaws in the story and focus on the action and the characters, who are a pretty FUN group, then Battleship is a good time at the movies. If you want a coherent story with good writing to go WITH the mind-blowing action and great character banter...GO BACK AND SEE THE AVENGERS!



"If I was there, that movie would be over in 5 MINUTES...TOPS."



I also saw THINK LIKE A MAN, the film based on the Steve Harvey book, "Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man". It's a romantic comedy, with a bit more emphasis on the comedy.  In the film, a group of woman read the "Think Like A Man" book and learn the supposed "insider" secrets on how to treat the mean they are dating. They use their newly learned tactics to manipulate their men into giving them EXACTLY what they want...until the men start reading the book TOO and start using the trade secrets to get everything THEY want..it's a little less confusing than Battleship, but not by much. It delivers on the laughs though, especially when comedian Kevin Hart is on screen, but I don't think it will IMPROVE any relationships...the couples spend more time fighting and manipulating each other than anything else . It's a good date move...or even something you can go to see with your Mom on Mother's Day...which is EXACTLY what I  did.










Well son of a...How'd the HELL did I get 100,000 pageviews and how come nobody TOLD me?! Thank you ALL for stopping by this page...there will be plenty more to come...just not right now, because my job didn't put me down for all the hours I was due and my last paycheck was SHORT about $100! So, I have to hold off on many commissions I wanted to have done until my NEXT paycheck...but when we don't have money for commissions, we can still INSPIRE some FANTASTIC art ...

Like these BEAUTIES from




Meanwhile, DA FINALLY allowed people to change the NAMES on their accounts...now you shall all know me as...ZENX007!!...which..is exactly the SAME....yeah, I'm too LAZY to change it to SolidSnakePoo. However, at least we won't have as many people changing accounts now..that's a GOOD thing...an artists' older art tells a story about their progression in their craft...You are writing a beautiful story about yourself with your DA gallery...let's keep our stories going.


...and keep going to Megan Avalon's Facebook page and liking her photos [link] so she'll keep giving me more to post...like THIS!





....now back to "Skyrim Vs. Diablo III : How Evil Was Beaten By An Arrow To The Knee."
"Ouch!"